Santa's a Big Fat Creep

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SANTA’S A BIG FAT CREEP
thos e

Santa’s a big fat creep
You know that Santa’s a big fat creep
He never gives me what I want
No whoa whoa whoa
Santa’s a big fat creep
You know that Santa’s a big fat creep
He never gives me what I want

When I asked him for a boat
And then I asked him for some planes
And then I asked him for a new palace
Oh did he give me what I wanted?
He did not give me what I asked for
That’s why I’m saying

When I asked him for a tank
And then I asked him for some U.S. Aid
And then I asked him for asylum
Well did he give me what I wanted?
He did not give me what I wanted

And so I wonder late at night (ay-yi-yi-ooooh)
Which of his lists I could be on (oh-whoa-whoa-oh)
And though it gives me quite a fright (ay-yi-yi-ooooh)
I suspect I am one of the Bad
I can’t help feeling like I’ve been had
I only did what your president said
That’s why I say
To everybody!

© 2021 Those Chuxx Tunes (ASCAP)

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from Mustard Adjacent, released July 3, 2021
thos e: bass, vocals, drums, timbales, jar lid, door handle, marble surface, VapoRub container, towel rack, poker chips, neti pots, marimba, vibraphone, strings

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thos e. Los Angeles, California

A gentleman of a certain age who is also named Jeff Drake. He does other things, but when he's not doing those things, he's doing this.

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