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Queen of Norway

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QUEEN OF NORWAY
thos e.

Queen of Norway
Came to visit me
And just complained that my apartment was cold
Now
You would think that
Someone from Norway would
Be much more acclimated to the cold

She never calls before she comes
And so I’m stuck making coffee and kringele
For her entire entourage
Queen of Norway

Queen of Norway
Cleaned my carpets
Washed my dishes and rearranged my clothes
Now
You would think that
A queen wouldn’t want to be so domestic
But just consider what she’s allowed to do back home

She never calls before she comes
And so I’m stuck making coffee and kringele
For her entire entourage
Queen of Norway

And all the while the media sees us as friends
And it’s hard to believe it plays into my deepest fears
But it bears no resemblance to the pillow talk I hear
And while I must admit
That I’ve assumed a bit
With all considered what’s the most annoying thing?
That she would never even consider me her king

© 2021 Those Chuxx Tunes (ASCAP)

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from Mustard Adjacent, released July 3, 2021
thos e: basses, vocals, drums, fake guitar, organ, piano, choir, cough

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thos e. Los Angeles, California

A gentleman of a certain age who is also named Jeff Drake. He does other things, but when he's not doing those things, he's doing this.

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